i just realised ... I HATE ENGLISH RIGHT NOW ..welll, last friday we had a 'to kill a mockingbird' essay and i seriously think i failed that cos i didn't even read the book cos it was so gay. ... i guess it's partially my fault, but i like to think that it's the teacher's fault, since they picked such a horrendously boring and dull novel. and today we were watching some civil rights video and half the class were sleeping on the desk OR had their eyes like this --> - - .. and then .. o o .. -- .. oo .. -- .. oo .. -- .. yes .. you get the pattern-utter boredom. just to make things a little more interesting .. we looked up human rights on the computer, im doing GAY/LESBIAN RIGHTS .. i dunno which one to pick though .. they're both so ... the same but different genders. HELP ME PICK!
omggg .. and we have a science test tomorrow ... on freaking genetics .. i don't even know the difference between a gamete and zygote or whatever it is. i swear, ms. bereza hates me, she always tells ME off in class instead of thers *cough* phuongsheron *cough*. not my fault i suck. and she also gives me crap marks and gave me a B+ on my exam instead of an A. freaking elizabeth lover, should go and marry her.
HAHhAh .. sheron and i also had a little 'jokes corner' .. if that's the correct terms to put it. HAHA .. well .. actually .. it's not even funny .. we just laugh cos we're so gay and lame. i like it. so ..
why did the koala fall out of the tree? cos the koala was dead. why did the other koala fall out of the tree? cos it was stapled onto the first koala. why did sally fall off the swing? cos she didn't have any arms. why did the one armed girl fall off the swing? cos she waved. bWAHha ... well .. we thought it was fuunny .. i get so entertained easily.
hollywood died - yc
rouge xx
HELP ME PICK BETWEEN LESBOS AND GAYS NOWWWWW .. OR DIEEEE DIE OF TOMATOOOOO

SHOWER MAN WILL COME AND GET YOU
p.s. cuddles to sheron
im here if you need me ..
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hahaha me and sheron have gone on a lame joke hunting fest, here are a selected few:
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
What's clear and smells like carrots? A Rabbit fart.~
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you greet a 2-headed monster? Hello, Hello
What did the grapes say when the monks stepped on them? Nothing - they just let out a little whine.~
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
What does a one leggeged ballerina wear? A one one
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear)
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.~
Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on.~
Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Beause he saw his phone bill.~
Why was Tigger looking in the tiolet? To find Pooh
.. yes yes, lame to the core - as phuong would say. yet, satisfying. more coming bwahaha
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